Not Me! Monday

"Not Me!" Monday is a blog ring started by MckMama!  It's a ton of fun!  I found it through Arena, over at The Nerd's Wife.

Looking back over last week, I did *not* forget to water my bougainvillea.  It did *not* go all droopy and pouty and my husband definitely did *not* take over and water it for me last night.  I never forget to take good care of my plants.  NOT ME!

Speaking of the hubby, I definitely did *not* pick a stupid fight with him last Wednesday.  I did *not* do so while he was COOKING DINNER WITH ME, and did *not* almost ruin a fun activity simply because he refused to be in a picture.  NOT ME!  I would never put my desire for a picture over spending quality time with my husband.  And yes, I felt very stupid lol.

This weekend we went to a Father's Day lunch at my Nannie and Papa's house.  We did *not* have to stop at the store on the way because I absolutely did *not* forget to buy cards and this did *not* make us twenty minutes late.  Luckily there was still food left, and with my family that's saying something!

I also did *not* eat a huge helping of Nannie's banana pudding, several little cookies, and two huge iced cookies.  NOT ME!  I never deviate from my healthy eating habits. 

I was also *not* incredibly excited when my Nannie showed my the baby-bouncer they got for my cousin Max.  He's almost outgrown it, and she is going to give it to us when he does.  I did *not* drag my husband away from the baseball game to see it, and this absolutely did *not* send my brain off into a baby tailspin.  I was *not* mentally planning how to decorate the nursery and where to put the bouncer.  NOT ME!  I would never want to rush our three-more-years-til-baby plan. 

I definitely have *not* graduated from a baby itch to a full blown baby fever.  NOT ME!

Yesterday I did *not* forget to go pick up my prescriptions (again), and so today I am definitely *not* flaring up.  NOT ME!  I would never be so careless concerning my health and medications. 

And I am emphatically *not* being super lazy today and am *not* choosing to watch a SyFy channel The Sentinel marathon over getting housework done.  NOT ME!

And I am definitely *not* cutting this blog short because another episode is coming on! 

Happy Monday all!