Not Me! Monday

"Not Me!" Monday is a blog ring started by MckMama!  It's a ton of fun!  I found it through Arena, over at The Nerd's Wife.

Let's start with this past weekend!  Bryan and I went on a road trip with the Sons of Texas up to the Canyon Lake area.  We camped out, swam in the river, rode the bike, and hung out.  It was awesome and totally relaxing.

That said, I did NOT totally binge on crap food this weekend.  I dedicated myself to calorie counting and eating healthier, and I would never completely blow that off.  NOT ME!

And I definitely did NOT try to scramble up a dead tree that the guys were jumping from into the river.  I would never attempt something so obviously beyond my RA-induced physical abilities and then proceed to aggravate the hell out of my right wrist and elbow.  NOT ME!
I also did NOT give in to the party bug and get slightly drunk two nights in a row on our camping trip.  I would never disregard my doctor's "no drinking" stance in regards to certain of my medications.  NOT ME!

I did NOT take great pains to remember the camera this weekend.  I then did NOT leave it in my purse the entire time, resulting in zero pictures from a great weekend trip.  NOT ME!

I did NOT cuss like a sailor this weekend--or more appropriately, a biker chick.  NOT ME!

And I did NOT get a kick out of teaching little Tristan the safe way to play burning sticks and did NOT fawn all over baby Haley this weekend.  This in turn did NOT reinforce my steadily increasing desire to have a kiddo of my own, which of course did NOT result in Bryan reminding me "no more critters".  I would never consider rushing our logical and well-thought out plan for having a baby ahead a full year or two.  NOT ME!


Now, on to today!

I absolutely did NOT turn my phone off last night, causing me to miss my hubby's distress call this morning when his truck died on the way to work.  This meant he definitely did NOT have to call a coworker who lives in our neighborhood to try to jump the truck and then help him push it out of the road.  I would never be unreachable when my husband needs me.  NOT ME!

I am NOT being lazy today.  I would never put off unpacking and laundry, cleaning and gardening to simply sit on the couch watching Stick It! and blogging.  NOT ME!

And I have NOT been enjoying being a SAHW so much so far this summer that I am daydreaming about not having to return to teaching in the fall.  I would never choose home-making over a so-called "more rewarding" occupation outside of the home, and I would absolutely never waste time daydreaming about something that has no chance of actually happening (at least not for a couple more years).  NOT ME!

And I DON'T hope everyone else has a great Monday.  NOT ME!!!  ;-)